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why does garfield actually hatemondays he has litearlly no job and he does fuck all anywway so why does he hate mondays so much they mean nothing to him   i forgot where this wasfirst brought up but im still contemplating it

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almondmilkpapi:

me: i really want chinese food

astrology hoe: OMG that’s because your birth moon is in orbit over your home planet and we just had a lunar eclipse so you’re extra hungry

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googlestaffofficial:

if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?

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“Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience.”
— Paulo Coelho  (via seulray)

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levisstupidcravat:

seduce me with in-depth character analysis

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snorlaxatives:

don’t be alarmed

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my jaw looked intimidatingly good in this picture that is all

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snorlaxatives:

LESS THAN A MONTH UNTIL X-MEN DAYS OF FUTURE PAST COMES OUT

I REPEAT LESS THAN A MONTH UNTIL X-MEN DAYS OF FUTURE PAST COMES OUT

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